Albedosdrychalk

A wonderful person who loves the Genshin Impact character "Albedo" They're really awesome and cool and amazing and funny and fun to talk to. It's honestly a flex to be mutuals with them

Person A: OMG Albedosdrychalk followed me on tiktok!
Person B: Ew not that furry
Person A: Shut up!! They're awesome **growls**
Person B: O-Okay okay they are!
Person c (albedoseyess) : You're so lucky!!

by Albedoseyess September 9, 2021

Prince Albert Fountainhead

The effect of expelled urine hitting, and therefore having its trajectory altered upon, contact with the portion of a Prince Albert genital piercing situated in close proximity to the exterior of the male urethral opening. Sometimes also resulting in a Keern, where the stream is separated into two individual streams, most often travelling in different directions.

Person1- "Why don't you ever use the urinal like the rest of us?"
Person 2- "Because I'll piss on you. My Prince Albert Fountainhead guarantees it."

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

Prince Albert

A Medusa on a penis. Most commonly on a chode to draw attention away from the fact that it's a freak of nature.

Girl: "Hey, wanna do it?"
Guy: "Sure. Let me take out my Prince Albert, first."
Girl: "Wtf, ew, is that a buttplug?"
Guy: "No, it's a Medusa on a penis!! Gosh, get with the program."
Girl: "Fine, you wanna be like that? No sexxy time tonight, betch!"

by Sam Chaves March 25, 2008

ALBAcore

An underground music scene of metal bands dedicated to celibrating Jessica Alba

Did you see that ALBAcore band "My Alias?" They were hella fresh.

by Snakeman June 22, 2006

Albanian Mud Waffle

The act of defecating into an ice tray, freezing the contents, and putting the finished product into a lime mojito.

When I heard that Sharon prepared an Albanian Mud Waffle for her cocktail party, I just had to attend.

by Nick McDougal June 4, 2010

albon

A sublime loving freak that is probably high!!

That fool is munchin like a mother...hes an albon

by bandage February 26, 2003

Albrecht Syndrom

A disease that includes these symptoms: uncontrollable flatulence, the inability to properly express yourself with words, clumsiness, redness and peeling of the skin, an itchy butt, a soul patch, and anal leakage. This disease is thus far incurable.

Bobby: Uh-oh, I think I might have Albrecht Syndrom!!
Chris: Hey, cool soul patch.

by KBR September 27, 2006