KBR's definitions

Albrecht Syndrom

A disease that includes these symptoms: uncontrollable flatulence, the inability to properly express yourself with words, clumsiness, redness and peeling of the skin, an itchy butt, a soul patch, and anal leakage. This disease is thus far incurable.

Bobby: Uh-oh, I think I might have Albrecht Syndrom!!
Chris: Hey, cool soul patch.

by KBR September 27, 2006