Zucker Sucker

Someone who spends practically all their time on Facebook. (Originating from the name of Facebook's founder: Mark Zuckerberg)

Guy 1: "Are you still on Facebook?!"
Guy 2: "Just gotta refresh the page.."
Guy 3: "Oh dear, another Zucker Sucker"

by TheSkysFalling October 14, 2010

zuckerfuck

The deceitful act of engaging in commissioned work with an employer or patron for pay, while actually spending all commissioned time and provided resources working on one or more private projects for personal profit.

I should be working on HarvardConnection, but instead I'm going to zuckerfuck the shit out of the Winklevoss twins by working on Facebook. P.S. I'm an ugly Jewish fag.

by bennycreative March 8, 2011

Mark Zuckerberg

1) "Creator" of Facebook, whether or not he has actually "created" Facebook is a highly debated topic. He is also the world's youngest billionaire.

2) A nickname conferred upon anyone who is idolized and admired for accomplishing the most unproductive things one can ever imagine. The feat accomplished may be amusing, but its benefit to society and economy = 0, sometimes, even negative.

1)

Guy D: Dude I just logged in my FB account because I needed to change my status to LOGGING IN.....

Guy I: You just made Mark Zuckerberg richer by $1.50....... plus the CIA & Department of Homeland Security knows you're using the computer now.....you "dumb fucker"!!!!!

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2) GUY D: OMG home skillet that Jack Henderson just got 32 accolades for creating an electric flatulence vacuum sucker , supposedly it repels the fart out the anal rectum at MACH 2.4 !!! DAAAAAMN MAN!!!!

GUY I: He so Mark Zuckerberged that shit dawg!

GUY X : He's going to create JOBS! FOR US! YAY!

GUY I: He'll outsource 'em to China and India fool!!

GUY X: NOO!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIITTT SONN!!!!

by Capitalist-DI666-Inaganti December 11, 2010

zucker

Someone who thinks they have privacy on facebook.

A friend of mine posted a facebook status about his boss, and now he's lost his job. What a zucker.

by wackojacko1138 June 16, 2010

Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard-like species from the celestial body MU69. He is the king of Fakebook and aims to take over the world by mining the data of the population, preferably middle aged soccer moms. He will brainwash them with fake news to overthrow the government in a coup to him in power. If you ever see someone with knees on the back of their legs, that’s Mark Zuckerberg in disguise, taking on a humanoid form to secretly destroy the world as we know it.

WTF Mark Zuckerberg is a fuckin lizard.

by Oldhickorycwock April 21, 2019

zucked

n. When Facebook makes an unwarranted change to their policies or layout that everyone hates.

A: What the hell is this new picture viewer all about?
B: Yeah, we just got zucked again.

by BillonBass March 1, 2011

zuck

To fuck over a start-up cofounder by making their stock worthless in-order to push them out the door.

Don't zuck your cofounder man or Don't zuck me please.

by Call911 October 16, 2014