Call911's definitions

klockjob

The act of reaching one's hands into the shirt of an unsuspecting sleeper.

Dude I heard he gave that girl a klockjob at the Halloween party!

by call911 December 20, 2008

zuck

To fuck over a start-up cofounder by making their stock worthless in-order to push them out the door.

Don't zuck your cofounder man or Don't zuck me please.

by Call911 October 16, 2014