Zooming

The act of holding a conference call using the Zoom app during the Coronavirus pandemic

Mom: Son, go outside, it's warm.
Son: I can't, Mom. I'm Zooming with my physics class

by Licensed_Nerd March 25, 2020

Zoom

An app that teachers try to use to teach during the Coronavirus epidemic, but students and streamers use to shitpost.

Student: I think I'm in the wrong Zoom class.
Teacher: Who's class are you supposed to be in?
Student: Yuri Tarded's class...

by JoshiePoo69420 April 4, 2020

Knock knock zoom zoom

When you knock on a random persons door then run away.

Bad kids in the neighborhood: “y’all wanna play knock knock zoom zoom”

Other kids: “yeaaaaa”

by Eat.toilet.paper0002 April 26, 2020

Zoomsturbate

The practice of logging on to Zoom to get off. First rising to prominence during the COVID-19 pandemic, Zoomsturbating occurs when two or more individuals join a Zoom meeting and proceed to jerk their gherkins.

Glad we matched here on Tinder. How about we take this to the next level and Zoomsturbate?

Had a promising third date last night. We totally Zoomsturbated together.

by M Boogie September 6, 2020

Zoomlinskying

The act of zooming in on Jack Gilinsky's face in pictures.

Girl 1: Look at this picture of Jack Gilinsky with a fan!
Girl: Wow! I'm totally zoomlinskying that!

by ballergilinsky January 28, 2017

Zoomfrio

That feeling before you jump into the ice-cold pool.

Ian felt the zoomfrio as he stood on the diving board in 30-degree weather.

by Jcalks5 April 12, 2019

zoomfie

Zoomfies are the new selfies in times of COVID-19 coronavirus. They are group screenshots of group meetings on Zoom.

Look, we're gonna hang out on Zoom and take zoomfies to post on the gram.

by Xtiaanity March 27, 2020