Zoomies

Open headers on a V8 that are pointed up, much like those on professional dragracing cars.

Zoomies make a car look and sound badass!

by El Diablo Maximus December 18, 2006

Zoomer

A Zoomer is a young adult, generally old enough to clash with the Logan Pauler/TikTok generation but not old enough to be a 90's kid. Traditionally, people in this age range are referred to as Gen Z, although some particularly young, edgy, and racist ones often call themselves Zoomers in an attempt to invoke the legacy of Boomers.

Grandpa: "Ugh, millennials. Maybe if they put down that phone they wouldn't have to work three jobs just to barely support themselves in this economy that I helped tank."
Grandchild: "Grandfather, for the last time, I am a Zoomer. Millennials are almost 30 now."

by YourTrueAdvisor October 22, 2019

Zommie

An utterly exhausted but somehow still upright new mommy. Partially awake at all hours of the day/night, zommies suffer an acute lack of self-awareness. Rarely spotted outside their homes, if and when caught in public, zommies may be recognized by the following three key characteristics: 1) the constant stream of gibberish spewing from their mouths; 2) their disheveled state; and 3) the perfectly adorned, equipped-to-the-wazoo, happy and cooing infant in the stroller they're pushing.

"I bumped into my friend and her baby at the grocery store today. I mean, I literally had to go up to her and bump into her before she recognized me. It was like she didn't even know who I was or where we were!? She was a total zommie!"

by Lil' Miss LIS September 9, 2012

zooming

a less cancerous way of saying “lit” or “bop” as those have been watered down. ; a very good song

“yo sam, this song is zooming!

by phillip micheal February 11, 2019

Zooming

The euphoric, exhilarating feeling experienced after productivity is smoothly implemented in a positive and industrious way

I’ve done this, that and the other. I’m zooming today!

Just zooming out for a jog.

by Dawks August 28, 2018

Zoomer

A more realistic term for those annoying clownsticks from Generation Z. Having absolutely no knowledge about human history or culture they center everything around themselves. They pretend to love rapmusic but do not bother to listen to the legendary stuff from the 90's all their autotunefags are stealing from to get famous. They start their day by complaining about being victimized by the sun - for waking them up.

The new apprentice is a zoomer. He wanted the hammer banned from the toolbox, cos some black kid hit himself on the thumb with it.

by DeinFater November 25, 2021

Zoomer

generation Z, a reference do the term boomer.

Often found in the phrase "okay zoomer"

Matt:Isn't your sister like 20?
Stephen:Nah dude she's a zoomer.

by ViviFramea May 3, 2020