zoolander

By far the greatest movie ever made! if there is anyone out there that disagrees they are obviouly mentaly retarted, that or they are one of thoes people who puts down every movie because they are gay!

“If I have a day off I’ll spend four to nine hours in front of the mirror, trying just a tilt of the head or a furrow of my eyelash. I mean my body, my face are my tools.”
“To me it’s all about working hard, having fun, and...then like, working really hard some more... but then having some more fun...”
“This phone is my lifeline. It’s as much a part of me as my blood, or my spleen or my toes.”
-Derek Zoolander

by steven August 17, 2004

zoolander

Only the most hillairious movie ever. OMFG!!!! So funny!! If you don't like it, your too serious!! Just RELAX and watch it for pure entertainment! :)

"So I became...bulemic"
Pause
"You can read minds?"

by Blue Steel December 31, 2004

zoolander

One of the best movies ever, if not the best.

Have you seen that new movie? It's so Zoolander.

by Clean Freak November 1, 2003

ZOOHA

Started in the heart of Western Pa in the mid 2000's. Said by accident on a voice mail from a complete stumbling idiot. As he stumbled through the message and messed up. Next thing you hear is ZOOHA. It has taken on a life of its own. Mostly used now in place of Holly Sh%t!!! It can be used to describe shock in about anything.

1) Zooha that's a big Icee!!!
2) Person A: The toilet just overflowed and it won't stop!!

Person B: ZOOHA that sucks! Lets take a picture.
3) Girl sits down in a mini skirt and opens her legs....Now That's a ZOOHA

by Tom Blaz February 4, 2010

Zoom

An app that teachers try to use to teach during the Coronavirus epidemic, but students and streamers use to shitpost.

Student: I think I'm in the wrong Zoom class.
Teacher: Who's class are you supposed to be in?
Student: Yuri Tarded's class...

by JoshiePoo69420 April 4, 2020

Knock knock zoom zoom

When you knock on a random persons door then run away.

Bad kids in the neighborhood: “y’all wanna play knock knock zoom zoom”

Other kids: “yeaaaaa”

by Eat.toilet.paper0002 April 26, 2020

zoobas

Colorful zebra striped baggy pants made of very thin cotton. This clothing preference is typical of large and hairy mediterranean men who are also wearing a wife-beater, gold necklace, and tan boots. These planets are very baggy at the hips.

Why is it that whenever we hit the gym, the italian guys are always wearing zoobas?

by andersonland.org June 12, 2004