zielke

the entagled pubic hair found stuck on the shower walls

i got in the shower after that guy and there were zielkies stuck all over the place.

dude, make sure you clean off the zielke in the shower.

by prankster757 June 9, 2009

Zielsdorff

1. A group or party of people that is 100% awsome.

2. A person that is liked by all.

3. A god.
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1. did you see that Zielsdorff, they were awsome!

2. He's a real zielsdorff.

3. Praise Zielsdorff!

by Melikerats February 7, 2010

Bra Zilla

1. When someone wears completely padded bras, that make them un-moveable and bigger.
2. Someone who spends hours, or a long time, in a store looking for a great pattern and perfect color
3. Someone who spends a long time in front of the mirror staring at their bra

Jim- So.. how's that girl friend of yours??
Jack- She was great... until I figured out she was a bra zilla!!!
...............................................OR..................................................
Katryn- How was shopping with Mandy??
Erica- Great! Until we got to the bra section! She spent hours there!! It crushed me when I realized she was a bra zilla!!!

by HappyHappyForever April 22, 2009

Jeanne Zelasko

Host of Fox baseball, another sportsbabe

Jeanne Zelasko is sexy.

by cardinal_fan October 25, 2004

new zeland

Something people in New Zealand and out New Zealand seem to think New Zealand is. They think it's an uncivilised place. they think we're 60 years back just because our computers don't have the same communication speed as SETI.

Facts about this imaginary place that is really just a stereotype:

Every town only contains 4 shops. These are as follows:
-KFC
-Pub
-The warehouse
-Petrol station.

None of the roads are tar-sealed at all. the roads are pure dust, and there is no sidewalk either.

Ethnic diversity:
there are four ethnic groups in new zeland.
-pakeha
-maori
-islander
-asian

There is absolutely no existence of people from other places such as the americas, europe, or africa...with the exception of tourists, which new zelanders hate, because they don't want anyone to watch them shagging sheep.
Yes, new zelanders get turned on by beastiality, and they have sex with sheep. This is because new zelanders do not have good television or good computers.

Idiot american/aussie/new zealander/: Wow, I went to New Zeland last year. I went to this new zelander's house and his television was only 42''!

moron: only 42''? Shit! those new zelanders are SO uncivilised!

idiot: it gets worse! his internet connection speed is only 6,000,000,000 gigahurts per second!

moron: i'm glad i'm not in new zeland.

by kinzu_kiwi July 17, 2006

Zelafay

Zelafay can mean what you want it too mean, it's sheer velocity of magnitude greatness allows the speaker of the word to utter it with the intentions of a pure man and with the definition as only they see fit; and most importantly it gives them power, power beyond comprehension. Beware though not any man can utter the word they must be chosen to utter this gift for now there is only one, but perhaps soon one day you too can utter it.

Zelafay Zelafay Zelafay Tutti 'In order to get chosen you must pass the test of time and gravity'

by PananaKhan August 5, 2012

zeilah

A very sexy tall girl with lots of sas. If you piss her off you will die. She likes to isolate herself at times but once you get to know her, she's so awesome. Very smart and attentive at very small details. If you know a zeilah, make sure you let her go.

Damn zeilah, you're hot

by Yandirah March 14, 2017