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New Zealand

The free trial version of Australia, with the only threat being drunk bogans, the occasional flood and earthquakes. Pretty good views, I suppose. It's the same as Canada is to America: The politer, more boring version.
Guy 1: Yo, have you heard about New Zealand? I've always wanted to visit!
Guy 2: Dude, isn't their population like, 5 sheep for every person?
by logant547 July 20, 2023
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Zealy

Zealy is slang term used to describe a citizen of New Zealand. The term is most often used in Australia but it is occasionally used in other English-speaking countries.
G'damn, that Zealy cut me off!
by Sid Barrett January 21, 2008
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New Zealand

A beautiful country in the South Pacific, approximately 2200kms South-east of the East coast of Australia. Population: 4 million (as of April 28th, 2003).

Advantages: Strong democracy under a proportional voting system; it's not Australia; moderate climate - neither too hot, nor too cold. Beautiful young women and handsome blokes in abundance: healthy indoors / outdoors lifestyle year-round.

Disadvantages: Only 2200kms from Australia.
You can't go to heaven until you've checked out New Zealand first.
by Steve May 7, 2003
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zealose

Zealose Goliath Shruikon. The second Purger of Purgia. Father of Mink, Blink, Linxs, and one other...um...yeah.
Zealose just pwned a vampire!
by Polygon of Polyville February 4, 2004
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Zealousy

Opposite of jealousy. Working hard to get what you want instead of sitting back and whining about what everyone else has.
Haters are jealous of Johnny's new car but he earned it through hard work and zealousy.
by Jakett December 27, 2016
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zealous1

zealous1,a true man with knowlegde of gaming.an expert at WOW(world of warcraft),and a nerdcore gangsta rapper,that freestyle about games,and the nerd life
guy1:dude did you get zealous1"s new cd yet
Guy2:no but i heard it would be better then his other
~or~
guy1:nooo
guy2:what happend
guy1:some guy name zealous1 is ownin me badly
by chaos44 April 2, 2008
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New Zealand

The bomb diggity... Home of L&P, V, the Buzzy Bee, Footrot Flats, Jandals, Pavlova, Tip Top ice cream, Fish and Chips, Maketu Pies, Swandris, Paua Shell jewellery, the Silver Fern, beautiful scenery, gazillions of Sheep, Peter Jackson, LOTR, and all the best sportspeople and musicians.

Because of this, a lot of jealous Aussie bastards have claimed 'ownership' of true-blue Kiwi icons, such as Uncle Pete and the Pav.
Aussie: "NZ sucks"
NZer: "What would you know, you kangaroo-fucking outback drongo"
by KeeWee January 10, 2005
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