Wombats Live

The phrase traditionally uttered by a male at the precise moment of ejaculation, post-vinegar stroke but pre-blurt.

'Oh crikey Maureen I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna..... Wombats Live!'

by Sticky_Green September 18, 2021

Chilly Wombat

When it is so cold even a wombat would be chilly.

turn off the aircon mate, it's chilly wombats

by AussieMatto May 1, 2016

Misty wombat

Strange Creature that lives in the northern Texas region. Often seen in bars drinking or spending money on clothes.
When a Misty wombat finds her mate she Is very nice to him and Makes sure to try and please him in any way. Misty Wombats are also known to take care of Old people when paid for it.

Dude did you see that Misty Wombat
Yeah she was hot

by Ry January 26, 2005

diseased wombat

A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.

Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.

by scodder May 10, 2010

Wombat Rage

A unit of measurement for anger. Known to be one the highest forms of emotion unleashed. Derived from the disease found in wombats who have copped too much hate mail: Wombatus Ragus.

Second only to Bape Rage.

"Dude did you see Jimmy? He was freakin hitting everyone and crying and slitting his wrists and going ape-s*** the other day."

"Dude, what a wombat rage."

"Yeah, dude. That guy needs to CALM DOWN)

by reverse the sever February 14, 2009

Soggy Wombat

The most demoralising insult in the world. A soggy wombat is a creature of utter filth that no human can feel compassion for. It is such a depressing sight that anybody who spots one soon after kills themselves.

Yeh, that Ben kid is a real soggy wombat

by Flounderous Flathead May 10, 2016

Wombat Dust

Synonym for powdered cocaine

Where's (insert drug dealers name)? I gotta find some wombat dust.

by UnbakedToast August 6, 2010