Lunar Wombats are short-legged, muscular quadrupedal marsupials of the family Vombatidae that are native to The Moon. Living species are about 1 m (40 in) in length with small, stubby tails and weigh between 20 and 35 kg (44 and 77 lb). They are adaptable and habitat tolerant, and are found mostly around , Leibnitz Beta Plateau, including Nobel Rim 1, as well as an isolated patch of the mind while tweeting on meth.
Tommy was tweaking on meth and called the cops because Lunar Wombats where crawling through his window.
by The Great Juan July 31, 2023
Get the Lunar Wombatmug. The meaning of a skinny wombat is
1: that you have a micro penis and that you want to get a doctor or
2: that you are addicted to pornhub.com and you wanked your dick to hard or
3: You need to either eat a lot of facken Maccas or you need to stop eating
1: that you have a micro penis and that you want to get a doctor or
2: that you are addicted to pornhub.com and you wanked your dick to hard or
3: You need to either eat a lot of facken Maccas or you need to stop eating
by Some random cheese burger November 2, 2017
Get the skinny wombatmug. Strange Creature that lives in the northern Texas region. Often seen in bars drinking or spending money on clothes.
When a Misty wombat finds her mate she Is very nice to him and Makes sure to try and please him in any way. Misty Wombats are also known to take care of Old people when paid for it.
When a Misty wombat finds her mate she Is very nice to him and Makes sure to try and please him in any way. Misty Wombats are also known to take care of Old people when paid for it.
by Ry January 26, 2005
Get the Misty wombatmug. A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.
Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.
by scodder May 10, 2010
Get the diseased wombatmug. A unit of measurement for anger. Known to be one the highest forms of emotion unleashed. Derived from the disease found in wombats who have copped too much hate mail: Wombatus Ragus.
Second only to Bape Rage.
Second only to Bape Rage.
"Dude did you see Jimmy? He was freakin hitting everyone and crying and slitting his wrists and going ape-s*** the other day."
"Dude, what a wombat rage."
"Yeah, dude. That guy needs to CALM DOWN)
"Dude, what a wombat rage."
"Yeah, dude. That guy needs to CALM DOWN)
by reverse the sever February 14, 2009
Get the Wombat Ragemug. The most demoralising insult in the world. A soggy wombat is a creature of utter filth that no human can feel compassion for. It is such a depressing sight that anybody who spots one soon after kills themselves.
by Flounderous Flathead May 10, 2016
Get the Soggy Wombatmug. by UnbakedToast August 6, 2010
Get the Wombat Dustmug.