Wolfenblow

Term used for when you can't make it through a meal without having to leave for the bathroom to explode feces.

"I had to wolfenblow last night on my first date. It was so embarrassing but I couldn't help it."

by n1i9c8k7 January 18, 2018

wolfenhauser

Ale

Fat Dude: I'm getting thirsty, lets go for some ale.
Skinny Dude: You mean wolfenhauser?
Fat Dude: Umm...WHAT???

by Wanker Yanker June 10, 2018

Wolfenlunafest

Celebrated on the three days of the full moon of July. the first day: You must bury a bone or antler from venison that you have eaten. And stand over it howl for exactly 20 minutes from the depth of your soul... the second day you will find small gifts around your home under the couch and around your shoes and other obvious places a wolf would hide things .. if you are a dog owner the gifts are generally better than if you ate not. And the gifts are always k9 or wolf related..... on the third day you eat roast beef or new York strip steak even beef jerky will suffice in honor of all wolves and dogs everywhere. Again 3 day holiday for dog people first full moon in July every year. The most important part of the holiday is treating your dogs like wild wolves and kings of their domain for the days

Next July the whole family is celebrating Wolfenlunafest at the lake house so nobody can see how crazy we get.

by mr. Everything September 30, 2018

Woofed

A PG13 way to say "Fucked". Created by the legendary twitch streamer MrJakeWoof

"Oh Beary just got woofed!"

"How are you doing motherwoofers?"

by ImJones November 26, 2018

Wolfenoot

On the 23d of November we celebrate people being kind to dogs by hiding presents around the hous, eating meat (like dogs) and baking full moon cakes.
Wolfenoot was invented by a child and made public by Twitter and Facebook user Jax Goss

Jack: do you have any plans this weekend?
Keanu: yes, I'm celebrating wolfenoot, wanna come

by Obibama October 28, 2019

Wolfe

A term used to describe a lesbian woman, mainly those who refuse to acknowledge their sexuality of being lesbian despite it being incredibly obvious.

She's being such a Wolfe, like, why don't you just become lesbian already?

by heterophobia May 9, 2020

Woofed

Messed up or fucked

Your hairline is woofed

That phone is woofed

by pulse_mstar October 1, 2020