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Windsor

Windsor is a city Southern Ontario. Is it big? No. Is it fun? No. We have absolutely nothing to do here, maybe a few attractions but nothing fancy. We are the asshole of Ontario and the only reason we are known is because of the border crossing. How do you get here you may ask, either drive down from toronto (The most overated city in ontario) or fly from a select few locations (YYZ-YVR-YYC-YHZ-YTZ) Did you expect fun here? We basically take everything from america, hell we even use the imperial system mostly, and the main thing we took from america... SAFETY! Yeah, don't expect a nice walk at night, you might have some hobo ask if you want a brownie. Oh but the riverfron- well its nice at night, but the people act like goddamn zombies straight outta cod. Majority of the people here drive F-150s or RAM 1500s because there are so many truck lovers here (rednecks).
You come from Windsor? How did you make it out alive?
by hellohibyemerci July 11, 2023
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Winson Thai

A very angry chinese dude in New York City who hates everything that the world stands for. A Railfan suffering from depression, lack of patience, and anger management problems
"Hey Mark? Who is that angry chinese dude who is always complaining about the subway trains?" "Oh Max that's Winson Thai, he has very bad issues with anything train related... unfortunately".
by TheAngryNintendoNerd July 30, 2023
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Windsor Academy

Windsor Academy is trash at football.
by Jason Aldean. October 24, 2023
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Winson Yu

You gotta hire this man, and then give him a promotion and a raise. What are you waiting for, DO IT NOW!!!
That guy Winson Yu deserves a raise
by Not Winson Yu November 11, 2023
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Windonian

A limitless, powerful, unstoppable, and determined being
He is the Windonian.
by Windonian April 9, 2024
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Windsinger

A person deeply connected to the wind and seems to understand its moods and messages. They might be a sailor, poet, musician, or someone who spends much time outdoors attuned to nature.
Anya: (Looks out the window at a storm brewing) Look at that! The wind's picked up.
Kai: (Nods) Yeah, nasty storm coming. We might lose power tonight.
Elara: (Smiling serenely) Don't worry, it's just the wind singing its evening song. It'll blow over soon enough.
Later, the storm calms

Anya: Huh, I spoke too soon. The storm has passed quickly.
Kai: That's weird. The weather forecast said it would rage all night.
Elara: (Eyes twinkling) Perhaps the windsinger soothed it with a calming reply.
by Faarah9 June 18, 2024
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Windsock

When the foreskin is inflated then rapidly deflates, due to a partner flatulating into said foreskin. The release of said flatulence results in the penis turning into a whacky inflatable flailing arm man.
Dude, my girlfriend fucking windsocked me last night, and it whistled as my foreskin deflated.
by Ivebeenwindsocked May 3, 2025
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