During anal intercourse, the female proceeds to defecate onto the male's penis. When she finishes, the female then performs oral sex on the male.
Guy 1: "Did you hear what happened to Brian last night?"
Guy 2: "Yes, I heard that nasty chick gave him a bearded ridlon."
Guy 2: "Yes, I heard that nasty chick gave him a bearded ridlon."
by Christian Gilbert December 30, 2011

a man/teenager who has a beard that looks like one which jesus had. It gives the person an uncany resemblance to jesus himself.
"see last night when we were talking about Henri, her son was right behind you and i was trying to tell you to stop!"
"omg is that the guy who looks like jesus?!"
"what?"
"he looks like jesus! he has a jesus beard !"
"omg is that the guy who looks like jesus?!"
"what?"
"he looks like jesus! he has a jesus beard !"
by bubblez119944 February 24, 2009

by Kaji February 28, 2004

by DoubleRRonald January 2, 2019

An immaculately trimmed shield of tangled facts and misleading information designed to effectively disguise an unpopular truth.
by Expereal January 11, 2012

by Skyyyyy May 24, 2009

Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.
by CrazyGoat826 October 22, 2007
