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Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.
Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!
by CrazyGoat826 October 06, 2007
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Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.
Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!
by CrazyGoat September 22, 2007
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