weiner plow

A weiner capable of maximum damage to the vaginal canal. Also known as WMD Weiners of Mass Destruction... whitch we all know is what George W was looking for in the Middle East

I hear John was a weiner plow, just look what he did to brianna's cunt... she'll never be the same.

by Robert Moseltov July 15, 2010

honking weiner

The act of grabbing another mans penis over his pants when he is not expecting it and yelling honk.

At the weekly poker game Steve became upset from me honking weiner.

by Weinerhonker August 1, 2016

butt weiner

A butt weiner is an individual with a weiner that has been inside a butt.

Dude 1: Did you hear about Joe?

Dude 2: Joe Riley?
Dude 3: Yeah. Heard he stuck his weiner in a butt.

Dude 4: Oh. He's got a butt weiner now

by Butreallytho October 12, 2016

Weiner Cleaner

Someone who gives great oral sex to a man, and licks everything clean off the penis when done.

Hot Rosey gave me some fantastic Head last night and really sucked me dry. What a Weiner Cleaner !

by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018

hallow weiner

If people talk about, advertise, or sell merchandise related to Christmas before Halloween, then they are hallow in their weiner. This especially applies to stores that showcase Christmas during the fall season.

Joe mama brought up Christmas at the office Halloween party, he was a massive hallow weiner.

by Halloween enthusiast October 20, 2019

Weiner Cat

A fat cat with short legs. Resembles a weiner dog.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I just saw this fat cat with short, little, stumpy legs."

Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"

Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"

Guy 2: -laughs-

by bloonsfan17 January 12, 2014

subpar weinering

the act of giving subpar sex that did not pleasure the partner

I am sorry babe that was some really subpar-weinering. Want to go again?

Last night, I hooked up with a guy, and the sex was really subpar. That’s some Subpar Weinering!

by Beers&Rears November 22, 2022