weasel piss

cheap horrible beer that tastes of watered down dregs

usually tesco value 2%

weasel piss by rhandi bollocks August 24, 2005

Weasel-Lord 

A great all-mighty weasel watching over us all the time. He is a bit perverted but it doesn't matter because he is almighty weasel lord!!!

Do not use the weasel-lord in vane!!

Weasel-Lord by Kromyan October 13, 2009

weasel fart 

When in doggy style position and you fart and then suck are in your butt repeatedly making a high pitch sound.

" When Mark and I were doggy styling it last night I weasel farted... It was awkward "

weasel fart by Qwerty9001 October 5, 2016

weasel treats 

The act of a woman rewarding a man's good behaviour by performing fellacio.

Dan was extremely polite when Rita's parents were over for dinner so that he could expect to receive weasel treats later.

weasel treats by dyvee April 26, 2006

weasel-tastic 

of or pertaining to weasel like godliness

molly and dylan are fuckin weasel-tastic

weasel-tastic by molly and dylan April 28, 2008

weasel in trousers 

surprisingly charismatic butch-type lesbian who likes to make sexual advances on young doe-eyed mostly hetero girls

She's such a weasel in trousers she turns straight girls gay.

weasel in trousers by AuntF November 4, 2010

weasel homo 

A straight guy who has sex with guys, but doesn't want anyone to know about it, but everyone knows.

Denial closet case

Guy 1: "Did you hear Taylor sucked his dick?"
Guy 2: "What a weasel homo."

weasel homo by Dream3ater December 13, 2015