Wanker

Australian slang meaning dipshit, dumbfuck, fuckmook, knobknocker, etc.

Meg: " That guy totally cut me off!"
Kev: " What a wanker!"

by mook December 24, 2004

wanker

a wanna be/poser snowboarder

you are such a wanker

by gpmiddlebrook January 14, 2006

Wanker

Usually used to describe a male, it has several meanings.
Most commonly used to indicate disdain, dislike or just dissin´ an individual and is a replacement for other words such as prick, tosser or knob.
Also describes a person who masturbates frequently or alternatively, is a frequent masturbator.

Bob: Hey, see that guy over there, he's such a wanker.
Rob: Really ?, no wonder he's wearing glasses.

by chrisinspain September 8, 2008

wanker

Possibly a name attached to certain people tou do not like or simply a term for a person who is a general ass-hole

Also applyable to people of authority who are unliked by those they control
eg - IT teahers

Student 1 - You know our IT teachers a right wanker
Student 2 - Yeah Jarule is a real wanker he thinks he knows
something but he knows jack shit

by Guy in a chair January 10, 2007

wanker

Soccer referee

"Who's the wanker in the black oy oy"

by SLI July 3, 2003

Wanker

British slang for "one who masturbates", usually a teen-term. Roy Keane (Manchester United Midfielder) almost beat up a nerd who called him a wanker.

The 16-year old nerd, whose dad and mum are wankers, called Roy Keane a wanker. Keane should have shoved the moped up this nerd's A**.

by Glass-Shady March 3, 2005

wanker

a gay british term which shall never be used by anyone. ever.

no example. people who use the term "wanker" are not cool by any means

by US RULE! June 29, 2008