goin' Walden

The act of leaving the electric world and city and retreating to the country to obtain spiritual enlightenment or just to reflect for a while. Derived from the unexplicably LONG classic by Henry David Thoreau,
"Walden"

I swear if one more person asks me about TPS reports I AM GOIN' WALDEN.

by Andyman1016 December 3, 2005

wadelling penguine

the action of jacking a man off, and stopping before he cums. So he waddles like a penguin

Sorry kevin, i did not a mean to give you a wadelling penguine, I should have finished the job.

by Bethany Migal December 31, 2007

The Waldo

When a man or woman splits their hair down the center of their heads, creating an unattractive hair triangle on their foreheads between their eyebrows with their bangs. This is further made unappealing if the bangs are long enough to tuck behind each ear, slicking down any chance of loose hairs softening the Waldo.

Muffi: "Sweetie, I love that you have long hair, but can't you comb it back or to the side?"
Will: "Nuh. Don't tell me what to do."
Muffi: "At least don't tuck it behind your ears, the Waldo makes you look awful."
Will: "It looks fine." *tuck tuck*
Muffi: "Where's the freaking scissors?"

by GoddessofLove May 15, 2009

dwayne wade

Biggest pansy in NBA history. Rides on Shaq's nuts all the way to a championship. If there were no such thing as a referree, he'd be only half as good as Dennis Rodman.

Tmac: Good take to the basket man.
Dwayne Wade: Thanks!
(Pats Wade on the back)
Referree: flagrant foul!
(Tmac is ejected from the game)

by WadeH8r September 1, 2006

waldo

waldo:
a. a man who's appeared in many books where he hides and you seek, usually for children.
b. a male name.

Do you know why Waldo's hiding?
Because one day he dared to hit on Chuck Norris' girlfriend.

by winter gryphon June 14, 2008

hoe v wade

A Supreme Court decision that hoes can kill their babies

Finally the Supreme Court struck down hoe v wade

by D Flawless June 24, 2022

Where's Waldo

An internet prank where it shows a picture from the Original Where's Waldo books. You try to find him, but then a screamer pops up a few seconds later and scares the hell out of you.

I showed Where's Waldo to my friend the other day. It scared the hell out of him.

by FlareMan February 13, 2008