'Wake and blaze' is the true term for getting high right after waking up. Some idiots think the term is 'Wake and bake' but who bakes a fucking cake right after waking up?
I'd rather blaze a joint instead.
I'd rather blaze a joint instead.
Reggie Mcfart: I wake and bake all the time.
Charlie: What a faggot, baking cakes and shit. Wake and blaze!!
Charlie: What a faggot, baking cakes and shit. Wake and blaze!!
by Fighter-Of-The-Night-Man November 7, 2013
Get the wake and blazemug. An Irish wake is basically a party after the death of a family member or friend. Usually used by family members to get drunk and tell stories, usually inappropriate, about the deceased.
by Lizbeth2 March 18, 2007
Get the Irish wakemug. A very sexy man. Has the biggest penis in the world and gets every girl. Becomes rich when older and treats their girl nicely. Treats her like a princess. Has lots of friends. Always the funniest one. Very humble person and is a very giving person.
by A very good friend ❤ November 22, 2021
Get the turbo wakefulmug. by nerf09 July 28, 2011
Get the Chick Wakemug. I wanna wake make with you baby.
They wake maked before they brushed their teeth or peed because they were so horny.
They wake maked before they brushed their teeth or peed because they were so horny.
by Kinogod May 18, 2013
Get the Wake makemug. Wake and Bis verb
1. Emerge from a deep slumber with the gentle and melodic tunes of Andrew Bisante, alias Deeprest. In some regions, a traditional wake and bis may be accompanied by an herbal persuasian, although not required.
1. Emerge from a deep slumber with the gentle and melodic tunes of Andrew Bisante, alias Deeprest. In some regions, a traditional wake and bis may be accompanied by an herbal persuasian, although not required.
“No better way to start my day than with an early wake and bis. Man I love sante”
“This wake and bis got me feelin right”
“Honey, you seem groggy today. Did you remember to wake and bis this morning?”
“This wake and bis got me feelin right”
“Honey, you seem groggy today. Did you remember to wake and bis this morning?”
by D.S. [DS] January 27, 2023
Get the Wake and Bismug. Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.
I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.
"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"
"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"
by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020
Get the Wake and Fakemug.