wake and blaze

'Wake and blaze' is the true term for getting high right after waking up. Some idiots think the term is 'Wake and bake' but who bakes a fucking cake right after waking up?

I'd rather blaze a joint instead.

Reggie Mcfart: I wake and bake all the time.

Charlie: What a faggot, baking cakes and shit. Wake and blaze!!

by Fighter-Of-The-Night-Man November 7, 2013

Irish wake

An Irish wake is basically a party after the death of a family member or friend. Usually used by family members to get drunk and tell stories, usually inappropriate, about the deceased.

"My family isn't big on funerals, we mainly have Irish wakes."

by Lizbeth2 March 18, 2007

turbo wakeful

A very sexy man. Has the biggest penis in the world and gets every girl. Becomes rich when older and treats their girl nicely. Treats her like a princess. Has lots of friends. Always the funniest one. Very humble person and is a very giving person.

Turbo Wakeful is a very sexy man.

by A very good friend ❤ November 22, 2021

Chick Wake

The sweet perfume scent that lingers in the air after a hot girl walks by.

damn she's hot and her chick wake makes me want to lick her up and down

by nerf09 July 28, 2011

Wake and Bis

Wake and Bis verb

1. Emerge from a deep slumber with the gentle and melodic tunes of Andrew Bisante, alias Deeprest. In some regions, a traditional wake and bis may be accompanied by an herbal persuasian, although not required.

“No better way to start my day than with an early wake and bis. Man I love sante”

“This wake and bis got me feelin right”

“Honey, you seem groggy today. Did you remember to wake and bis this morning?”

by D.S. [DS] January 27, 2023

Wake apnea

When you snore while your awake

“Is Dave over there sleeping , I can hear him snoring?” -“ shit, Dave got that wake apnea he snores when he’s awake !”

by Vatlc-b March 18, 2023

wake and throne

Watching GOT the morning after the episode aired.

"Ayo Jack don't spoil tonight's episode, because I'll wake and throne tomorrow."

by Joffrey June 15, 2014