Whoa Clark

1) Can be used as a substitute for calm down or settle
2) A way to express surprise

Also see "Easy Clark" and "Clark".
"It's just a game! Whoa Clark! Settle your kettle."

"Whoa Clark, that semi is driving fast!"
by mirandamirandamiranda May 16, 2012
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Whoa

Whoa is like a 2019 dab lmao. It started on tik tok
Maria: do you know how to whoa?
Sara: Yes! I learned from tik tok
by candywhoa September 18, 2019
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Tale of Whoa!

A story of compound misfortunes so unlikely that the listener responds with terminal skepticism.
He listened respectfully at first, filled with compassion, tears forming in his eyes as she narrated having been abandoned as an infant, left in a dumpster high in the Sierra-Nevadas, rescued by dumpster-diving circus riders who put her, untethered, on the back of a jumping stallion every night till she was sixteen. Years later, escaping one night off the coast of San Diego she waded into the ocean, hoping to end it all, only to be netted by Tijuana shrimp fishermen who forced her to peel shrimp for years in a rickety boat, the best life she's ever known, before falling overboard in a hurricane and washing ashore in San Francisco at the precise moment an 7.4 earthquake hit. How she got to the Greyhound station in Sparks she was still unclear, and could he spare a hundred bucks to help her find her rightful family, whom, she believed, might at this moment be remorsefully searching for her on the outskirts of Death Valley. By now dry-eyed and stone-hearted, he reached into his wallet for a five, which he slipped into the outer pocket of her spangled handbag and, not looking back, hopped quickly onto his bus while she prattled on with her Tale of Whoa!
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Whoa Dennis

ex: The man in front of me in McDonalds started yelling at the clerk so I said "Whoa Dennis"
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Whoa Dennis

The person in front of me at McDonalds started screaming at the cashier so I said "Whoa Dennis"
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what? whoa!

What? Whoa! is a term used to describe surprise at something not really surprising.
A: This car will detect when it’s time to change to Daylight Savings Time.

B: What? Whoa!
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Whoa-nuts

Fluffy and never dense donuts. They are usually served hot and fresh or remain really throughout the day.
by zkdorko September 04, 2019
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