Waffle

The center of the universe, in terms of Chuck Norris

Yo, that chick thinks she's a Waffle, but shes obviously on the outer rim of the universe, in terms of Chuck Norris.

by Funnymanpatrick September 20, 2010

waffling

Rambling speech composed of waffle. The act of speaking (often at length and employing 'big' words) in a manner that reveals a lack of knowledge, an inability to properly explain, or an unwillingness to be speaking. Characterised by a waffle, -full of holes.

Lecturer: The propensity of water to fall off a ducks back says a lot about the nature of said duck, that is to say that the water falls off of its back.
Student: He's waffling again.

by verseguru August 20, 2004

Waffle

Another way to say Vagina
Similar to twat and pussy

look at that hoe's soggy waffles.

by shitlaaaa March 10, 2011

Waffle

a hard piece of crust in which Monkies are driven mad so they started a war with them.

Ulno is the king of the Waffles.

by gwe February 11, 2003

WAFFLE

We All Fell Flat Laughing Everywhere

lol...
waffle...
hahaha...

by king waffleflopper October 10, 2003

waffle

a place where all the coolest people hang ;o)

i was wafflin all weekend

by wafflernum666 December 8, 2003

Waffles

When You engage yourselve in Sexual activities

When you get a text message from your friend at 1;30 am saying, "dude, I just made waffles with this girl"
Ex: Brittanie and Brian went to their dorm to make waffles.
A quickie burns 10 calories.

by Monterey Matt October 20, 2008