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Swirly Vortex

When you forget to do an easy assignment that ends up being worth almost an entire grade; The swirly vortex of zero
Nick! did you do your homework?
"nick" Nah, it was only worth like 5 points
"teacher" actually, class; that was your assessment for the week. it's worth 300 points.
*Everyone starts swirling their pens in a circle in the air*
OWNED BY THE SWIRLY VORTEX
by Elijahhhhhhhhhhhh October 25, 2008
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Purple vortex

When someone named Christian uses his massive ego to swallow up all of the weak peasants in Benghazi.
Woah! That dude just hit those guys with a purple vortex!
by smallPOPA June 6, 2019
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vortex

hey vortex u fat fuck
by Vortex is fat July 24, 2021
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The Mystical Vortex

Anything which inevitably draws surrounding beings into its heavenly current.
When Allie met Tim she entered into the sublime experience of the mystical vortex
by Digger D Clam August 9, 2022
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Ball Vacuum Vortex

A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.
Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.
by Kf1345 August 9, 2022
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Trash Vortex

A) Of or pertaining to a cultural dislocation; possibility violating any persistent interconnectivity principles
B) Rural slang for use in an bar or pub that is populated with uncouth patrons who have never listened to the Digable Planets song 'Rebirth of Slick'.
A) "Modern American culture has been encroached so deeply that this place is obviously a trash vortex."

B) "Come on Jimbo, this bar is a freakin trash vortex."
by Death of a Non-Salesman March 30, 2016
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