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The Mystical Vortex

Anything which inevitably draws surrounding beings into its heavenly current.
When Allie met Tim she entered into the sublime experience of the mystical vortex
by Digger D Clam August 9, 2022
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Ball Vacuum Vortex

A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.
Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.
by Kf1345 August 9, 2022
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the mystical vortex

Anything which inevitably draws surrounding beings into its heavenly current.
When Allie met Tim she entered into the sublime experience of the mystical vortex
by Digger D Clam August 10, 2022
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Vortex-Gender

A gender which you don't care about your gender "suck the genders in" as it is called a vortex. you don't want just one pronoun you most likely want all of them so just take them.
ALSO NEVER OVER USE ONE PRONOUN ITS ANNOYING USE THEM ALL SWITCH IT UPPPPP
Omg! Your Vortex-gender, does that mean you use all pronouns? You do? I will make sure to use them!
by Axol!! August 15, 2022
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Vortex Pooping

When one poops so hard it feels like your insides are coming out!
A lot of vortex pooping is expected while getting ready for this colonoscopy!
by CivSki May 28, 2022
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Cindy Vortex

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vortex

a stupid motherfucking brit who has quite possibly THE STUPIDEST and most GOOFY nickname in the whole universe.

they enjoy mid run (cookie run), ddlc, and other cringe ass things like dn jokes and among us humour.

generally cringe L fatherless child and no dental care aka goofy ahh teeth.

if you see one just run. as fast as possible. because you might catch the cringe-19 and theres no cure.
jim: vortex is smelly ass fucking brit bitch

karl: based + redpilled
by skidmark420 March 13, 2022
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