Grows his own vegetables

Grower not a shower

Girl "I was so disappointed when he pulled down his pants. But once he got turned on, I realized what he was working with."

Friend "Oh so he's a guy who grows his own vegetables"

by Dirty mindz September 21, 2013

Vegetable Lasagna

Catch all term when referring to douche-bag first dates and/or new boyfriend that probably won't make the cut

Are you still seeing that guy? Who, Vegetable Lasagna? No, I gave him the boot

by Pudie February 3, 2010

vegetable

Something that vegets would be my guess.

..What the hell is a vegetable? Why isn't it called a stick? Tastes the same, right?

by minari-naga September 7, 2004

vegetablarian

A person whos afraid to eat fruit or vegetables, or someone who doesnt want to eat fruit or veg.

Dudey 1: Want a broccli?
Dudey2: NO. that brocclis never hurt me. who would do such a thing. im a vegetablarian.

Guyey 1: Want a carrot?
Guyey 2: I dont think the carrot would like that.

by vegetablarianandproud January 11, 2011

vegetable

An adjective. You can technically use it for anything that you want to, though it is usually a positive term.

These movies seats are SO vegetable!

by JJ December 18, 2004

vegetabloor

One who is in a spaced-out state, almost vegetable-like eg. in front of television/computer.

"Tell Vegetabloor to get out from in front of the computer, we're leaving now."

by RossBoss February 8, 2006

vegetable

a guy/girl thats prude or afraid to do something.

She won't do anything. Man, she's sucha vegetable

by jq40e October 1, 2006