Suaviet Union

The best army and union in the world

Slap_nutt fan: yo you see suave he’s such a dick to his fans
Slap_nutt: Yea he even started a army to try and stop the party people
SUAVETER: SHUT UP YOU MORTAL THE SUAVIET UNION WILL ALWAYS WIN NOW DIE UNDER OUR RATH *RAM RANCH THEME STARTS PLAYING*

by Suaviet General August 12, 2019

Union Card

When you wrap a playing card or other thick cardboard around your penis before sex to achieve supplemental girth. When inserted, the card is part of your “union” with your partner, hence, union card.

My dick is shaped like a coffee stirrer, better get my union card ready.

by Teamster954 March 26, 2021

rugby union

The far superior version of rugby, generally much faster and involving far more skill that its counterpart rugby League.

A common myth is that Union players kick too much.

Several players have made a switch to union, realising themselves that its the better version.

wow, i've got all round skills, WTF am i doing in League, time to switch.

by JJ May 29, 2004

unions suck

Unions make it so their members are overpaid. Especially the unions that represent the NBA, NFL, NHL, and Major League Baseball.

Unions suck, because people like Alex Rodriquez (A-Rod) make $25 million a year. That makes it more expensive to go to games for all of us.

by Bob Kelly October 28, 2006

Union Pacific

Union Pacific is an awesome railroad. It is the only class one railroad in the United States with an active steam program. The railroad owns and operates a northern and a challenger type steam locomotive. Union Pacific helped Central Pacific to build the transcontinental railroad across the United States.

I wish I could railfan the Union Pacific line.

by TorvFan March 15, 2011

Union gloves

A slang term referring a person's pockets, usually the front pants packets. This is taken from the perception that union workers stand around with their hands in their pockets instead of actually working.

It was cold outside, so I shoved my hands in my union gloves

by nyjyrk September 30, 2010

the soviet union

A grand social experiment that led to the death of hundreds of millions of humans.

Western soy boy communists wish to bring back the soviet union regardless of the death and destruction it would cause.

by KalluHavumaki609 February 23, 2020