the beast with two backs

When a man and a woman are having sex face-to-face they become the Beast with two backs

Come back to my place baby and we can make the Beast with two backs

by ben-wa November 12, 2016

eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."

"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."

by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019

my two cents

An inconsequential opinion or comment given to another person on a particular topic. Not because it was warranted, but because the giver felt compelled to say it, regardless of its relevance.

Say two professors are in a deep discussion on Super String Theory, then a undergraduate student pipes in and says something just to be a part of the conversation, with out any real knowledge of the subject. That would be consider "throwing in your two cents."

by brad May 20, 2004

Two Way Street

A term implying that you have to hold yourself to the same expectations as you hold others to. Tit for tat, this for that.

Todd: Did you wash my laundry yet?
Mary: Did you fix the sink yet?
Todd: No, I'll do it tomorrow.
Mary: I'll do your laundry tomorrow, it's a two way street buddy!

by Charondalay July 25, 2010

Two stretch

A phrase used by MC Grindah in the tv series "people just do nothing". He uses this phrase to tell the scripted camera man, how long he spent in jail. Probably hoping he would imply 2 years instead of 2 weeks, like he actually did. But when asked for the second time to fully explain the meaning of 2 stretch, he embarrassingly admitted it's only 2 weeks.

Camera man: "So, how long is 2 stretch"
MC Grindah: "It's just 2 stretch mate"
Camera man: "well can you explain exactly how long"
MC Grindah: "its just 2 weeks init"
The phrase " two stretch " means two weeks.

by Wagwan dickhead June 4, 2019

two inch rich

possesing such a miniscule member that the only way you can make love to girls is to not be able to break down the walls,(nor raise the roof) but to be able to exhibit the sweetest amount of love, so that the female partaking in intercourse has not yet realized that penetration has occured.

a certain female wants her face slammed in the toilet, and to have her head slammed in a car door, with three golfers hitting her with a hooded five iron while receiving the pizza hut triple stuff crust for 9.99 buffet...... instead of a two inch rich.

by the dirty crew January 8, 2008

Two Hearted Ale

Very possibly, the greatest beer ever created by man. Two Hearted is an alcholic beverage that contains 7% ABV. It is an American India Pale Ale (IPA). An IPA contains large amounts of hops. Hops are what gives beer a bitterness, and can give a beer pine, floral, citrus, and tropical notes.

Created by Bell's Brewery. Tasty

Two Hearted Ale is a craft IPA.

by JeffersonHallOU February 20, 2011