Twitter

the place where a bunch of grown fucking adults cry about stupid shit and try to cancel others.

Person 1: I like the color red.
Twitter: HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS A COMMUNIST LETS CANCEL HIM!!

by Breakfast Man March 21, 2021

Twitter

a place for gay people, stans (or both) to be offended at literally anything in existance

Jesus christ Twitter makes me want to kill myself

by bitzel April 4, 2021

twitter

hell

twitter is hell

by Sasin December 24, 2021

Twitter

mental damage and hurt or retardation

almost everyone on twitter has a mental problem

by Pul-to March 18, 2022

Twitter

People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.

Jeopardy host guy: People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.

Jeopardy contestant: WHAT IS TWITTER?!

Jeopardy host guy: YOU HAVE FUCKING WON

by foxic_haste January 12, 2016

Twitter

The cave Donald Trump likes to hide in and growl at outsiders.

Donald Trump: “GRRRRRR”
Chad: “Woah is that Donald Trump on twitter?”

by apple earphones January 7, 2021

Twitter

The media app for people who are currently in a mental hospital.

Someone popular: In my opinion, i respectfully think Kpop is not actually that good. Here's wh-

Person 2: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? YOU HURT MY FEELINGS. THATS OFFENSIVE AND ACTUALYL KPOP-IST, T, AND SINCE IM ACTUALLY BLACK THATS RACIST. LOCK YOUR DOORS TONIGHT, I MHOPE YOU FALL OFF A BRIDGE /srs NOBODY LOVVEAS YUO YOU DONT DESERVE A PLATFORM. PLEASE APOLOGIZE, THIS IS SO SERIOUS I HOPE YOU GET CANCELLED, YOU DESERVE IT. ALSO, I FOUND A TWEET SAYING "i hate people who use these cringe dancing apps" ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TIK TOK?? YOU ARE DISGRACEFUL TO THE PLANET, KILL YOURSELRF WE DESERVE A APOLOGY /srs /gen /cancelled /tw

Twitter.

by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna February 5, 2021