twat-twister

A common phrase used to describe a task, object or another person that is perplexing or difficult.
Extreme frustration, dumbfounded state, direct cause of a baffled feeling.
She worked on the project all day and couldn't figure it out, it was a real twat-twister.

I tried every trick in the book to close the deal, the customer just wouldn't go for it, she was a real twat-twister.

My boss can be a real twat-twister when he gets his knickers in a knot.
by mikmarsalv January 16, 2008
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texas twister

When you cross your pointer and middle finger and cross your pinky and forefinger and insert one set in to the ass and one into the vagina.
by Silvershank February 26, 2007
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Tennessee Twister

Using an electric, rotating egg beater as a dildo
Gia tried to give herself a Tennessee Twister the other day, and now she's in the hospital
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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Knicker Twister

An adjective given to describe a thing or person, making you angry, or frustrated, thus putting your knickers in a twist.
My dog won't stop peeing on the floor, he's such a knicker twister.
by RosieAndOmari December 05, 2011
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Beef twister

When you grab someone's Cock and twist it like you're opening a jammed door.
Richie gave Martin a beef twister after Martin was talking shit about Richie's sister.
by Beef twister January 20, 2015
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Trojan Twister

The act of giving an "Indian Burn" to a male's penis while they are wearing an unlubricated condom.
Dude your mom was awesome last night, she gave me a Trojan Twister fit for the Gods.
by Exiltion June 15, 2016
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tissue twister

remnant tissue resembling a unicorns horn after wiping , often found on a toilet seat or sometimes

amongst one's anal hair.
upon wiping I felt a sharp twinge around my anus and low and behold a piece of tissue had tornadoed itself around my ring hair,a tissue twister is born
by freakee fairee May 16, 2015
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