tricep blaster

When a woman attempts to give a man a handjob, in a poor fashion, with a motion similar to that of a shake weight. This in turn puts high amounts of stress on the triceps, resulting in a workout for the woman. However, it is very painful for the man.

Man, she gave me a tricep blaster last night, it felt like she was trying to strip me of my manhood.

by Ouchgirlthathurts March 18, 2011

Triceps training

Masturbating for males who hide it under working out.

Hee dude what did you do last night?
Triceps training...

by Dan Geruss November 30, 2011

trichinosis

Food borne illness that comes from undercooked pork, or from eating at any Hardee's resturaunt.

After eating a six dollar burger, William suffered from explosive diarrheaand muscular cramps.

by Bunghole August 27, 2003

beefy triceratops

The sexual act of a man shoving not only his penis but his two testicles inside some opening of a woman's body.
The penis plus the balls make up the "triceratops".

I wrecked her with my beefy triceratops!!! So much beef, such little room. It took force.

by Darth Mader69 April 24, 2011

triscalackalackin

A hip and trendy word.

"whats triscalackalackin homies?"

by Bitter Lemon December 24, 2004

triceratops

An ugly female friend who viciously defends her other female friends from engaging in conversation with any male. Traditionally either man-hating gay or profoundly ugly; there appear to be no male triceratops. Attacking is always suicidal. The tactic is generally to lure the friends away from the triceratops nest so that you can talk to them without being impaled. See also cock block.

Dude, I tried to approach the honeys but I can't get past that triceratops.

by Chief Bootysmackah May 31, 2004

trichology

Trichology is the branch of medicine that deals with the scientific study of the health of hair and scalp.
People who say they are 'trichologists' are not real doctors, although once qualified properly, they can determine how old the person is, body mass and race from a single hair. People in forensics are usually trained within this field.

The Trichology student examined the hair and figured out that the hair belonged to a 81 year old, 400lb African American who used Pantene Pro-V

by DJ Fragglepuss May 1, 2007