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Treeism

Trees go through there lives in a state of just being, soaking up the sun and just living. Treeism is the consept of going through life, being yourself, having limited negativity on others and enjoying life.
Ex.1 Those treeist hippies set up their tents in the woods behind my house, somebody call the 5 oh!!!

Ex.2 He is such a treeist, are those pants made of leaves?!?!

Ex.3 She practices treeism by laying naked in public parks.
by Kyle220 September 26, 2010
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jerky treats

Photographs or videos you look at while masturbating.
Every time I find a hot new picture I save it to my desktop for jerky treats!
by Black@Heart November 18, 2009
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tweetstacking

The practice of posting multiple tweets in a row on Twitter, usually to express something longer than 140 words.
Dan is tweetstacking again. Multiple tweets to say one thing? Seems self-indulgent.
by spete November 27, 2009
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fuck bitches, plant trees

jake: yo man
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees
by fuckbitchesplanttrees September 7, 2011
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Tweetsdom

Extremely moronic and exasperating Tweets that, through platitudes, pretend to enlighten us with ready-made wisdom about the most significant spiritual or businesslike issues.

(platitude: a trite or banal remark or statement, especially one expressed as if it were original or significant.)
"Ok, gimme some examples of Tweetsdom... enlighten me."

"Well, how about the following?" "Did you know that you actually have to water flowers on a regular basis? Not just once when you buy them!", or "The book you don't read won't help.", or "Leadership and success is simple. Not easy. But simple.", or "Do not despair because the one you love does not respond the same as you.", or "It's kind of hard to think outside the box if you are trapped in one!", or..."

"OK, OK, OK... Oh boy... Please, STOP IT!!! You´re killing me... I got it, Tweetsdom is anything that sounds like been said by Deepak Chopra."
by rperazag June 18, 2010
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Biblical Tweets

Tweets announcing, the end of the world in 2012 or any other impending disaster.
Tweets sent by characters mentioned in The Bible.
Top Biblical Tweets:
Ark was already full, so I had to tell the @dragons, @dinosaurs, and @unicorns I´d be "right back to pick them up." #my bad #extinction.
10:55 AM June 28, 6345 BC from Tweet Deck
CapnFlood
Noah
(Alec McNayr and Alan Beard, Top 7 'Historical Tweets' From The Bible)
by rperazag May 25, 2010
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Trees

the wood things with bark and leaves that stick out of the ground.
Hey, man what's that green thing over there?

what, that? that's just the trees, man.
by k1ng0fthetree5 May 6, 2010
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