turd trail

A shit shadow or velcro fart.

"I wouldn't walk there if I was you, that's right in my turd trail"

by Joe D Beacon April 7, 2008

muck trail

When you jack off and the semen runs down your balls into your gooch/undercarriage area

Dude, I jacked off this morning laying on my back and instead of landing on my stomach, it just lazily rolled down my shaft down towards my bhole... it created quite the exhilarating muck trail

by Funky Wilkerbean January 4, 2017

Pixie trails

Pouring pixie stick candy onto one's body and having another lick it up, much like a candy body shot.

We spent the night doing pixie trails and now I'm all sticky.

by Videovamp March 15, 2008

Nappy Trail

(n.) an extremely dense happy trail

That guy has a really hairy back and the bushiest nappy trail I've ever seen.

by one 'f' Jeph February 21, 2011

trail to happiness

The typically narrow strip of hair on a male that leads from the naval (belly button) down toward the pubic region.

When I take off my shirt, everyone can see my trail to happiness.

by Why do you care what my name is? June 20, 2008

fem-trails

The scent trail that a woman leaves behind when she walks past you.

tony- what the hell is that smell??
milenkovitch- i think it is that lady that just walked by.....
tony- holey shit those are some nasty FEM-TRAILS!!!!
milenkovitch- yes and just like chem-trails they are destroying my mind and make me want to sex sex sex!!!

by milenkovitch October 19, 2009

Poofter Trails

A dirt trail with minimal elevation ridden buy mountain bikers generally containing small undulations and uncomplicated obstacles.

This type of trail seriously impacts one’s progression and is only ridden at 5.30 am in the dark for fitness by supreme riders who have time constraints. The other 99% consider these types of trails fun and exhilarating and a good proving ground for their e-bike or 15k custom build on finance.

Trails that are ridden by poofters.

"Mate did you want to go and hit up that new local track" "fuck riding those poofter trails"

by Pricky-Price June 24, 2020