Tommy Tow Master

One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard
Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!

Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !
by PetraSpectRules March 12, 2017
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the tow-rope

The placing of an eel with head first into ass or vagina. Then while clenching the eel into place drive around on a hover board while a second person holds the tale while standing on a second hover board.
Me and my girl did the tow-rope last night. Now I need to find a new eel.
by Fix-Ali September 17, 2018
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Towing

When two people are connected by a double sided dildo inserted into each of their anuses.
John and Terry spent Saturday night feeling immense pleasure from towing.
by Latching101 May 21, 2025
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Towing bitches

Last night I was towing bitches back to back with my feet
by 3shadess April 03, 2022
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Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.
Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.
by Adotl45 October 04, 2020
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Tow Trucking

When one male tightly grasps another males dick and gives a good ol yank. Tow trucking often become a competition very similar to tug of war or mercy.
I called the tow truck on cole at the back of the bus last night. That was some good tow trucking
by Glennybustrips December 19, 2017
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Tow Trucking

Similar to motor boating, but occurs along the legs rather than the breasts.
At first he motor-boated me, and then he went tow trucking.
by cjjj8 July 31, 2021
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