tow truck operator

A person who can drive in shit you can’t.
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I am a tow truck operator.

by CMFICC May 7, 2022

Tommy Tow Master

One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard

Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!

Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !

by PetraSpectRules March 11, 2017

Tow Trucking

When one male tightly grasps another males dick and gives a good ol yank. Tow trucking often become a competition very similar to tug of war or mercy.

I called the tow truck on cole at the back of the bus last night. That was some good tow trucking

by Glennybustrips December 20, 2017

The tow-truck maneuver

When two dogs are humping and walking backwards, and I human being makes the tow-truck in reverse noise

Today at the dog park, my pets partook in the tow-truck maneuver, while I made the tow-truck noise as my mom watched in horror

by That bottom bitch October 25, 2019

Tow Bag

Used to describe a female of ill repute you uses guest hand towels for purposes for which they are not designed. Typically this would involve the cleaning of excrement or vomit but can extend to mopping up vaginal discharge.

Darl, would you look at the fuckin mess that Tow Bag made in the donny.

OMG - I'm sorry Hun but Normans play by there own rules.

by Htothearters October 19, 2013

Slow Tow

When a woman starts crawling around while being taken from behind, slowly towing the male along.

while dave and sarah are going at it, sarah started to crawl away giving dave a slow tow

by Shinigami268 July 28, 2010

You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"

by Bovlin January 10, 2024