Tow Tips

When your idiot chemistry teacher wants to say "Two Types"; however, as I've stated earlier, said teacher is an idiot. PS: la madre de la maestra es una puta

Tow tips of waves are...

by تحفيظ October 11, 2020

Tow-baller

A deviant male, usually always from South Australia. He will steal the tow ball nut from a car for some perverse sexual reason. Always targets people from Victoria.

Me "that fucker Craig stole my tow-ball nut"

Arry "oh he is South Australian, he will be screwing it onto his ween later, he is a Tow-baller"

by thosecrazykanooks February 28, 2024

Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.

Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.

by Adotl45 October 3, 2020

Tow Trucked

The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.

She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!

by Mikey Ehrmantraut June 1, 2015

Towe game

A simple game that played between 2 friends, on a sunny day the victim pulls his pants down and puts it on a metal slide until children come down the slide, simple to win u have to last the longest and have the biggest burn

Person 1: Why isn't Jason coming swimming
Person 2: didn't u here he played the towe game?

by Masticspastic April 22, 2023

Tow Bag

Used to describe a female of ill repute you uses guest hand towels for purposes for which they are not designed. Typically this would involve the cleaning of excrement or vomit but can extend to mopping up vaginal discharge.

Darl, would you look at the fuckin mess that Tow Bag made in the donny.

OMG - I'm sorry Hun but Normans play by there own rules.

by Htothearters October 19, 2013

Tow La La

A lazy tow truck driver that makes people wait stranded on the side of the road because they don’t feel like working.

“Come on man, go to your call. Stop being a Tow La La.”

by DispatchBitch December 21, 2023