tottenhammed

A situation where a football team concedes 7 or more goals, usually against a German side

It‘s already 4-1, they might get tottenhammed...

Wow 8-2?! Barcelona just got absolutely tottenhammed!

by Phtefan August 21, 2020

Tottenham hotspur

The best football team in London!
It's Not a sexual act to a fake disbelief by frustrated arsenal and Chelsea fans, but a act of pure football beauty and phenomenal footballing quality.

Tottenham hotspur win again what a performance

by G unittttt November 22, 2020

tottenham

the best team in north london and can and will always beat arsenal. they will always beat arsenal because they are the shitest and smallest club in FOOTBALL

when i wake up tottenham would have beat arsenal 10-0

by iloveharrykane December 5, 2020

Tottenham Tosser

An arsehole who supports Tottenham and is most likely a part of the EDL and would have a Twitter Bio that looks like this

Big John - Down the pub - 55
‘ate the wife, love footy and Brexit
‘ate immigrants, especially those curry munchers

Not everyone who supports Tottenham is a Tottenham Tosser, just the ones who are in the EDL and think it’s the best team in the league. Even though it’s the deadest piece of shite.

“Is that John attacking an immigrant?”
“Aye, from what I’ve heard he’s a Tottenham Tosser”

by anonymous July 8, 2021

tottenham

a district in northern london

home to yet another banter football club, whom they also hate.

THEY HAVENT WON A TROPHY, SINCE 2008!

yikes, tottenham lost again.

by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc October 31, 2022

Tottenham

shit

what do we think of Tottenham?
SHIT
what do we think of shit?

TOTTENHAM

thank you
THATS ALRIGHT

WE HATE TOTTENHAM

by urakiddiefiddler January 26, 2023

Tottenshambles

Portmanteau of Tottenham and Shambles. To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. See also "Spursy".

Spurs were 0-1 up at the end of normal time, against Wolves, but they still managed to lose 2-1. What a tottenshambles!

by mosko79 December 24, 2023