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Tortilla Horse

An incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round sexy human being currently residing in the realms of Xbox. He is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as Royal Shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.
Nigger Queer: "Did you hear about Tortilla Horse's new fanny??"
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."
by Prgxisu August 13, 2017
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Italian Tortilla

When you take a tortilla and shove it up a woman's anus and then twist it three times, pull it out, and eat it like a taco
Johnny asked Sarah for a Italian Tortilla and she slapped him with it.
by thafisher51 March 20, 2025
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Tortillaing

The act of secretly throwing many corn and/or flour tortillas on somebody’s lawn. Tortillaing is just like TP-ing someone’s house but with tortillas instead!

This trend began when a group of friends wanted to throw quesadillas on lawns but discovered that would be too expensive so they settled for tortillas. Dressed in all black with tortilla masks, the “tortilla bandits” threw tortillas on every seniors lawn throughout their senior year making it the best senior prank ever!
The tortilla bandits went tortillaing every week for months until everyone in their class had gotten tortillas on their lawn!
by tortillabandit21 October 23, 2020
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kentucky tortilla

When you kneel next to a woman who is laying down and roll her floppy tit around your dick and fuck it. Add sour cream by cuming on the other tit.
I gave that old woman a Kentucky tortilla last night
by anonymous November 18, 2020
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tennessee tortilla

The act of wrapping up like a tortilla with your sexual partner with blankets and proceeding to have sex like that.
"Hey bro my girl and I did the ole Tennessee tortilla last night."
by Dr diddles July 17, 2016
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Tortilla chippin

Step 1 roll shit out into a thin sheet, cut into 8 triangles and repeat.
Step 2 bake in oven until crisped
Step 3 mix day 1 menstrual blood with 3 tablespoons of dick cheese before inserting back into the vagina.

Serving suggestions

Dip shit chips directly into vagina for best flavor

Otherwise slide chips into foreskin of her sexual partner immediately after coitus and enjoy!
After a long night of tortilla chippin i was left with a sore dick and sheets that smelled like a music festival porta potty.
by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023
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tortilla people

Look at those tortilla people putting mayonnaise on everything.
by Kdub157 December 4, 2023
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