honky tonk

The first genre of music to be commonly known as honky tonk music was a style of piano playing related to ragtime, but emphasizing rhythm more than melody or harmony, since the style evolved in response to an environment where the pianos were often poorly cared for, tending to be out of tune and having some nonfunctioning keys. (Hence an out-of-tune upright piano is sometimes called a honky-tonk piano, e.g. in the General MIDI set of standard electronic music sounds.)

Such honky tonk music was an important influence on the formation of the boogie woogie piano style, as indicated by Jelly Roll Morton's 1938 record "Honky Tonk Music" (recalling the music of his youth, see quotation below), and Meade "Lux" Lewis's big hit "Honky Tonk Train Blues" which Lewis recorded many times from 1927 into the 1950s and was covered by many other musicians from the 1930s on, including Oscar Peterson and Keith Emerson.

by Mark Dupri October 6, 2007

Honky Tonk Ba Donk-A-Donk

Main Entry: Honky Tonk Ba Donk-A-Donk
Function: Noun
Meaning: The backside or bottom of an adult woman. Found mostly to be of the bootylicious sort. You will recognize the Ba Donk-A-Donk by it's hypnotizing ability to keep perfect rhythm to funky country music. Adored by many, loved by all.

The redhead up on stage shaking her Honky Tonk Ba Donk-A-Donk has all the men's heads turned.

by Amy "Trouble" November 24, 2005

Torn Out

To be sore, most likely after exercising, from working your muscles. Refers to the process of building muscle when your muscle tears and re-forms.

Man, after an hour at the gym I was totally torn out.

by Lindathir January 23, 2010

Kansas Tornado

When you jiz and cover your dick in it, and then you pour pop rocks on your dick. Then have your partner give you oral sex. It represents a feeling of explosiveness.

"dude, my dick felt like a volcano last night when I got a kansas tornado!"

by Sword Polisher March 17, 2009

Honky Tonkin'

Verb a.k.a. "Tonkin'": To get shit-house drunk on cheap beer (usually PBR or Busch Light) and head into the local bars looking for trouble. A good night of Tonkin' generally includes, but is not limited to, (1) discharging a firearm at the moon, (2) having to leave somewhere before the police arrive, and (3) waking up the next morning next to a particularly unattractive woman. Although the word's etymology is southern, Honky Tonkin' has been observed as far north as Grand Marais, MN.

Were goin' Honky Tonkin' tonight boys! Fathers, lock up your daughters. Farmers, lock up your sheep.

by RomanMaroni August 16, 2011

tonkpils

slipknot bakwerds

why do i need an example

by timmy April 25, 2004

Torkington

A rare type of ampethamine known to induce vivid fabrications of liasons with sheep; more commonly used as a verb to rape and molest someone

Walker: "Is that your field over there?"
Farmer: "Ay, the best breed of sheep in wales walk that grass."
Walker: "I think you've got yourself a Torkington."
Sheep: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."

by Nerd. December 31, 2007