balut toot

A Filipino fart.

I was at an autograph signing, and Manny Pacquiao ripped a balut toot. It smelled so bad it cleared out the room.

by the John Little October 14, 2011

tooting the rock

slang term for someone who partakes in smoking crack.

Mavis decided that after her marathon boaby supper that she needed to take the edge off, and proceeded to toot the rock whilst recieving a cleveland steamer from Rick. Tooting the rock took her mind off the fact that she had just recieved a hot carl.

by gmac2k November 2, 2009

toot smack

when you smack someone in the face with a loud toot. this is the best way to make someone the toot of the town

when jimmy was tying his shoes scott walked over and toot smacked him in the face.

by GR33N-H3LL July 16, 2006

toot and boot

a one night stand. to have sex and them kick them out.

John: Did you take that girl home with you last night?
Dave: Yeah I wanted to toot and boot her but she stayed until the morning.

by sexnstufflikethat November 25, 2013

i tooted

A weak fart.

Oops, I tooted.

by Onoitooted July 27, 2017

toot jar

a jar that one farts into in order to conceal the smell for a future indiviual to enjoy. Toot Jars usually have a tight plasic lid so none of the smell escapes.

Ryan gasped as he opened the lid of my toot jar and took a great wiff.

by Jason9 September 18, 2006

Juicy Toot

That kind of fart that leaks out bringing a little bit of diarrhea with it.

When your asshole takes a vurp.

Damn you smell, did you fart or was that a Juicy Toot? Go change your pants.

by AliTheGreat April 9, 2011