Tansila

the coolest girl on earth you will meet

she's fantastic
adorable, cool, sweet, funny, cool, attractive, cute, cool, beautiful

Oh my gosh, i want a Tansila!

by DingleDangleBob December 31, 2016

Tossil

Used to describe an elderly male who exhibits outrageous arrogance, strongly believes that females are best "barefoot and pregnant" and plays with himself daily. Usually lives alone with no real friends.

That tossil needs to learn some respect! He is not the centre of the universe.

by Great Judge December 29, 2020

Frost her tonsils

A slang term used to describe cumming down a girl's throat.

Jessica is so hot, I sure would love to frost her tonsils.

by ThePenguin756 March 19, 2011

Sex Tonsils

When a girl gives a guy with herpes a blowjob so deep that the girl gets herpes on her tonsils

(Girl 1 to Girl 2)
"Shit I can't feel my throat" (1)
"Why?" (2)
"Because my boyfriend gave me sex tonsils last night!" (1)

by Blastabuloso January 22, 2009

pussy tonsils

When a man and a woman are enjoying pleasurable vaginal sex, and suddenly his testicals go up her hole.

"I was fucking this girl last night, when i gave her serious pussy tonsils"

by PUSSYTONSILS April 30, 2008

tonilicious

adjective describing something far more pleasurable than oobah. Awesome another nickname for one Mr. Tula

Holy crap, that was the most tonilicious song I've ever heard

by Mr. Tula January 26, 2004

Go tensile test yourself

Engineer's euphemism of "Go f--- yourself".

A tensile test is where make a special specimen of whatever material you want to test, and you put it in a tensile testing machine. The machine slowly strains (elongates) the specimen and measures how the specimen responds, ie how much force it goes under. The machine makes a graph of the stress-strain behavior, where stress is force divided by the cross-section area of the specimen.

This is the very finest way to tell an engineer to get lost.

Asian guy: "meselfs, can you help me with my thermodynamics homework? I suck and I need to leech off of you."

meselfs: "Go tensile test yourself."

by meselfs May 22, 2005