Shit toking

When you spend time pretending to go to the bathroom just so you can watch tik tok without interruptions

Husband: Are you ok, you’ve been in the bathroom a long time.

Wife: oh yeah, I’m fine. I was just shit toking

by Happy2bmrsp October 10, 2020

Toilet Toke

When one is sitting upon the porcelain throne smoking the homegrown.

Timmy akrwady in the midst of smoking a j when nature came a calling so he took his journey to the porcillin throne and toke several toilet tokes.

by DankmasterOG November 2, 2015

mad toking

toking (ripping from a bong) heavily and for a long period of time

Damn dude, you've been mad toking for the past 10 minutes. Pass me the bong!

by stoneybalogna August 22, 2017

toke up

To toke on a joint or bong.

"Let's go toke up this jizzay."
"I toke up everday."

by Diego September 11, 2003

Batch Toke

When you take a bong rip that is just a crushed up cigarette

Yo Mikey just ripped a batch toke!

by s6i9x6t9y6n9i6n9e June 27, 2018

toke-time

the time in which you feel it is right to smoke weed or 4:20.

evan: hey man, do you know what time it is?

ash: yea dude its toke-time.

by hallluciination March 2, 2008

dry-toke

An attempt to take a toke off a spliff/joint when it's gone out/not lit.

Usually spoken accompanied by a disgusted facial expression and gestures reaching to the nearest beverage.

*person1 takes a toke off a spliff*
ugh.. *disgusted face*
*person2*
aah, dry-toke, man, they're nasty sometimes
*person 1 nods and reaches for the orange juice*

by Mihaili January 12, 2012