Spicy Tofu

A Food That Helps You Make Some Bomb Ramen
"Can you pass me the Spicy Tofu."
by MineMan21 October 24, 2017
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Rotting Tofu Situation

Or R.T.S.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.

2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.
by Martobe March 02, 2010
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Tennessee Tofu

When you're so gay that your prostate acts as a sponge soaking up cum from all the anal sex you have.
Hey did you hear about Nick? He's got that Tennessee Tofu. His prostate laps up cum like a dehydrated horse and water.
by BillyBobby1245 March 18, 2021
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bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 05, 2019
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Tofu the girl

A girl whos the most sweet, shy, short, little bean. Everyone wants to be her, or be WITH her. She thinks shes amazing at video games (but shes not) and its cute. She overthinks way too easily, and needs protected all the time.
by loverlikeme February 15, 2021
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Tofu Penis

Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction

Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker
Ray,you tofu penis, can’t even ask Joaquina to suck your cock.
by CrazyRadio May 04, 2019
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tofu duty

After we ate at the tofu bar buffet I had to make tofu duty
by H.R. Griffin April 23, 2016
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