TITS

What straight guys and little girls both dream of getting.

Little girl to Santa Claus: I want Tits for Christmas.
Santa: You and me both.
Little Girl: But you've already got some.

by R. Hitchcock April 18, 2008

tit

something that is really easy

derived from the fact that getting to second base is easy

Person 1:So how was the test?
Person 2:It was tit, I definately aced it.

by KDog88 March 30, 2008

as tits

A suffix used to add emphasis to something, it can related to absolutely any situation.

Zach: "you did you see that bitch?"
Keegan: "yeah man she was hot as tits"

Jesse: "that bitch i ate out last night was fishy as tits"

by Biggz89 June 27, 2008

Tits

Pacifiers for men and women. Something to look at when talking to a woman.

"hope she doesn't notice me looking at those fine tits"

by dan March 23, 2003

The Tits

A description of somthing you show great liking to, or greatly apreciate...

Somewhat of a new way of saying ,"The Shit/ The Shiznit," but not as overrated and annoying as the two.

"Oh my god; That cat just got ran over by that semi-truck! That was the tits!"

by Brandon "Swiffer" A. February 25, 2005

Tits

A created by god to make humanity submit to his will.

God: So, how about you two start creating a new civilization by populating the earth.

Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me.

God: TITS!!!

*LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups*

Adam: Whatever you desire sir!

by Riim Jobs January 25, 2009

tit

Something I really should hope never to be used singularly.

Girl: Like my tit?
Boy: =/

by Guy123 July 31, 2006