games of throne

What weird Europeans who can't pronounce "Game of Thrones" call the TV show. Typically said by all oblivious foreigners, despite being corrected multiple times.

Hey Rafshan you watch new episode Games of Throne last night ?? That white girls has so huge tits !!

by BigDingus July 19, 2017

Throne Sausage

What falls out of your anus... duh...

Man I was at the movie theater and I had to lick the toilet seat clean before I could sit down and produce a throne sausage.

by assmonkey November 2, 2003

throne games

When you and your friends have a contest to see who can out poop each other in a day. Also called thrones with friends.

Dan loves to play the throne games with his friends

by Boris and natasha September 14, 2015

Arabian Throne

The Actions of one using the lavitary without opening the lid, so you are left with a very smelly, sticky and warm seat.

wife - Good gosh dear!, what happened to the lavitary?!

husband - I couldn't be arsed to open the lid, so i made an Arabian Throne

by lolfordeathmetal September 28, 2010

desecrate the throne

To defecate or vomit so violently (such as when one has explosive diarrhea) that the entire bowl and even the underside of the toilet seat is bespeckled or coated with the expelled material. This action renders even the flushed commode unfit for use until janitorial services are rendered.

A: I wouldn't go in there. That old potato salad made me so sick!

B: Oh man, you didn't desecrate the throne did you?

A: Let's just say I'd find another stall if I were you.

by Once Padawan now the Master June 24, 2007

King of the Throne

When you are sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, getting a blowjob, while eating a sandwich.

Hey man, last night, my girlfriend made me king of the throne.

by shagless00 April 8, 2011

Who’s on Your Throne?

When your success in life depends on whether you are worshipping your problem or God—you need to put Him on the throne, while taking down your negatives, fears, bad breaks, or offenses off the throne—there is room only for one up there.

Don’t give your educational or financial lack, debt, or cancer the permission to be on your throne; instead, keep them off the throne, because the key to allowing or stopping God’s reign over your life is: “Who’s on your throne?”

by MathPlus September 24, 2018