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Egotistic Trolling Moment

A trolling moment where you say something egotistic about yourself. (Usually out of the blue)
Troll: I love myself, and I need myself, so no one else can have me.

Someone Else: Shut up with your egotistic trolling moment.

Troll: I'm married to myself, because I'm that awesome.

Someone Else: ...

Troll: I started thinking, "I wonder who in the world is better than me?"
Then I realized, I'm perfect, and always will be.

Someone Else: ...
by Anonymously Epic September 12, 2011
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gold membership trolling

A type of social media hoax where you post an image on social media where your viewers need a "premium account" to view the picture, accompanied by a caption of what you intend to post.
Poster (in caption): Latest pic of my car... (image shows user needs gold membership)
Guy 1: Dude, that the heck is with this Facebook Gold crap!?
Guy 2: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 3: Oh wow, are they really charging now?
Guy 4: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 5: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 6: Guys, this isn't real. This is gold membership trolling. Facebook has no intent to charge for using the service.
by The Real Driller March 31, 2020
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throwing chunks

The act of vomitting. Also known as: barf, ralph, puke.
Dude, your chick is in the bathroom throwing chunks right now!
by Crickett6969 June 15, 2008
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throwing spears

When you say something to someone and they get upset and defensive and say something back much more offensive to you with intent to really upset you.
Ed: "that was rude what you said to your mom.."
Susan: "well at least my mom actually loves me."
Ed: "okay wow, way to throw spears"

Throwing spears.
by Waynewright April 25, 2017
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Throwing up 4

you have no hoes
Zach is throwing up 4 that means he has no hoes
by yolo life May 31, 2022
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that one got my cock throbbing

A phrase typically implies that something has aroused sexual excitement in the speaker. Usually said by people named Francisco or Amos.
Amos and Francisco's passionate makeout session in the park really got my cock throbbing. It was a sight to behold, and I couldn't help but feel aroused watching them.

that one got my cock throbbing
by SuperMajesticStar April 6, 2023
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The best inside joke for Cards Against Humanity
Often used to make people laugh
I'm sorry professor, but I couldn't finish the homework because of Will's gigantic throbbing cock
by Your’e Mom April 25, 2017
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