threat level mud-night

When you're experiencing a bout of diarrhea that is threatening to come out when you don't want it to.

Wife to husband while driving: baby, I'm need to find a bathroom, it's threat level mud-night.

by Devil's Workshop November 23, 2017

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threating

Other than total Bull Sh*t, it means nothing.

Jack: Rose, are you threating me?
Rose: I don't know what the f*ck that means Jack

by GimuGimu October 17, 2017

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Triple Threat

When a guy takes a shit then jerks off while sitting on the toilet and takes a shower after.

Man I'm bored, I think I'm gonna go for a triple threat then take a nap.

by etCetera69 August 11, 2014

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Threat-Fiction

A set of beliefs and stories that threaten you with eternal damnation if you don't believe in them.

Random person: "The world is flat and you're going to hell if you don't vote for Trump."
Me:" Fuck you ignorant fascist scum and your threat-fiction."

by Atheist-Anarchocommunist September 2, 2020

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Triple Threat

A girl that gives good head, has good pussy, and does anal

"Saw this girl on Tinder that said she was a triple threat"

"Nice"

by BDPcommenter February 16, 2022

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HEHEHEHEHEH here are 3 threats mwahaha UwU
"I shall rip out your tongue and twist It around your throat and choke you with it."
“How about this? Shut your mouth or I’ll kick your teeth down your throat and I’ll shut it for you.”
“One night I'm going to come to you inside of your house or wherever you’re sleeping and I’m going to cut your throat.”

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"Hey! How are you?"
"I use threats as a coping mechanism to hide the pain, you?"
"Uhm...g-good...I think....should I be scared?"
"Not yet."

by By Bi bi (except I'm pan) June 29, 2021

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