swamp pudding

Swamp pudding is a mixture of feces and cum.

Busta, she had some nasty swamp pudding.

by BustaJ December 4, 2013

magic swamp

To jump forward while appearing flat on the ground - a technique my friend coined after he accidentally pulled it off while playing Rush'n Attack (NES)

My friend Mark Jason magic swamped some dorks in military uniform.

by j-cleft March 4, 2009

Swamp Dust

The flakes of skin that line your underwear after a long day of scratching your sweaty ballbag.

I was loading the washing machine this morning and sneezed from all the swamp dust flying off my dirty boxers.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin August 29, 2019

Swamp Buffalo

A woman with an appearance so rancid that is makes your stomach knot and triggers your gag reflex.

Dear god, Gerald! Look at That putrid Swamp Buffalo!

Fuck mate, I wouldn't fuck that for a fistful of diamonds.

by Phillip Rowland November 11, 2013

swamp crotch

The moistness that builds between your legs during long periods of sitting in a overly warm environment.

The drive to Vegas with no air conditioning was so long that I arrived with a bad case of swamp crotch.

by patri100ia August 7, 2016

swamp thing

(n). 1. When a male gets physically aroused while suffering from swamp ass, his member is known as "swamp thing."
2. The event of being sexually aroused while suffering from swamp ass.

I was riding my bike when this ultra fine girl walked across the street and gave me "swamp thing."

by Rylock May 5, 2008

Swamp ass

Uncomfortable pain with wet and sweaty ass literally like a swamp The only solution is Gold bond ultimate mes essentials body powder refresh 360 Other prevention measures showering and hairdryer before it kicks in full use the powder if you have Louisiana swamp ass you’re fucked The best solution is to sit on the couch and crack a cold one

I did a workout in then I got mad swamp ass

by How to fix shit June 12, 2018