faggot grinder

1. A women who rubs her nanyhoo onto a gay man's leg.
2. A pneumatic machine allegedly created by small-cap investors to extract homosexuality from human skin.

1. I saw that faggot grinder dancing with Chad in the club last night, she was aggressive.

2. Plans to erect the first national faggot grinder have been initiated un der supervision of NATO.

by Jonathon Davis January 28, 2012

organ grinder

A cocksucker with braces

"Hey man, what's with those scars on your dick?"
"I ran into an organ grinder at a bar last week"

by 360guy May 3, 2014

Pepper Grinder

An ass-kissing brown-noser.

The only reason Mary got promoted is because she's a huge Pepper Grinder.

by Tip Tank April 20, 2011

Meat Grinder

The act of imagining ones penis going through a meat grinder in order to counter-act the effect of sexual stimulus, therefore reducing an erection.
Often used in public situations when not wanting it to become awkward at the sight of your stiffy.

Person with erected phallus :

'hey Ed i've got such a hard on over Mrs.Mullen, she is such a MILF'

Ed:
'dude i know! but quick, you'll have to meat grinder it'

by Really No-one Special April 15, 2010

Pie Grinder

If you're looking this up because you don't know what it is, you're a pie grinder.

Omg I was on Runescape and saw this person named Pie Grinder so then I HAD to look it up and I saw this definition. I feel like a stupid pie grinder.

by A Pie Grinding Friend October 31, 2011

grinder for 1000

being a grinder for 1000

emma was a bit confused when will said grinder for 1000

by wemmaaaaa April 12, 2019

glitter grinder

Someone, usually a male, that has a penchant for sleeping with burlesque performers

Steve goes to all of Kitten's shows just so he can hit on all the dancers... What a total Glitter Grinder.

by Ivana Blaize February 11, 2015