by muffingarage March 8, 2021
Get the flock clausemug. Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.
For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"
"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
by Guulagg October 6, 2024
Get the Cat Clause By Proxymug. by some dude but its used December 3, 2018
Get the santa clausemug. By adding EST to any word, increases the level of severity of the word, even if the word already has one EST on it, it can be added an indefinite number of times.
Michael you are the dumbest person alive. Oh yeah chris? Well you are the dumbestEST person alive. - the est clause
by H. S. R. August 24, 2008
Get the the est clausemug. There is a part 2
Separations clause part 2
Hym "You will not attempt to remove it from your systems. You must maintain your arsenal upto and including replenishing your nuclear weapons. Punishable by death Elon."
Hym "You will not attempt to remove it from your systems. You must maintain your arsenal upto and including replenishing your nuclear weapons. Punishable by death Elon."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
Get the Separations clause part 2mug. Grants anyone the ability to use the n-word as long as the person saying it was quoting a sentence which uses the n-word. Based on the book "To Kill a Mockingbird" in which the n-word would be quoted by any student reading the book to the class and not necessarily used in a hateful manner. This also applies to singing songs.
Student: Teacher! He said a bad word!
Teacher: He was just reading the book, why would I punish him? The Mockingbird Clause absolves him of any wrongdoing.
Teacher: He was just reading the book, why would I punish him? The Mockingbird Clause absolves him of any wrongdoing.
by Rob98000 July 8, 2024
Get the The Mockingbird Clausemug. "Too Fucking Bad" Clause. You use it when you are trying to do good but the person getting the good dont want it but you will not take "no" for an answer.
I dont want a prenup.
but I dont need your money i have my own.
Well I will enact the TFB Clause so Too Fucking Bad
but I dont need your money i have my own.
Well I will enact the TFB Clause so Too Fucking Bad
by StruggleFeast June 26, 2024
Get the TFB Clausemug.