Bearded Ridlon

During anal intercourse, the female proceeds to defecate onto the male's penis. When she finishes, the female then performs oral sex on the male.

Guy 1: "Did you hear what happened to Brian last night?"

Guy 2: "Yes, I heard that nasty chick gave him a bearded ridlon."

by Christian Gilbert December 30, 2011

jesus beard

a man/teenager who has a beard that looks like one which jesus had. It gives the person an uncany resemblance to jesus himself.

"see last night when we were talking about Henri, her son was right behind you and i was trying to tell you to stop!"

"omg is that the guy who looks like jesus?!"

"what?"

"he looks like jesus! he has a jesus beard !"

by bubblez119944 February 24, 2009

Bearded Oyster

Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.

...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.

by Kaji February 28, 2004

trouser beard

mass pubic hair round the cock,taking on the apperence of a unkempt beard

must get my trouser beard trimmed

by martin70 March 18, 2009

Beard of Thunder

A beard that is well rounded and causes happiness when looked at

Wow that man at the county fair is hot

it is because of his beard of thunder !

by Skyyyyy May 24, 2009

Crusty Beard

Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.

Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!

by CrazyGoat826 October 22, 2007

star beard

The tuft of hair located on your taint....right next to your butthole(star).

I hate it when I take a shit and my star beard touches the toilet water. Time to trim!

by DoubleRRonald January 2, 2019