twat-twister

A common phrase used to describe a task, object or another person that is perplexing or difficult.
Extreme frustration, dumbfounded state, direct cause of a baffled feeling.

She worked on the project all day and couldn't figure it out, it was a real twat-twister.

I tried every trick in the book to close the deal, the customer just wouldn't go for it, she was a real twat-twister.

My boss can be a real twat-twister when he gets his knickers in a knot.

by mikmarsalv January 16, 2008

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texas twister

When you cross your pointer and middle finger and cross your pinky and forefinger and insert one set in to the ass and one into the vagina.

Babe I'm gona give you the texas twister.

by Silvershank February 26, 2007

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Tennessee Twister

Using an electric, rotating egg beater as a dildo

Gia tried to give herself a Tennessee Twister the other day, and now she's in the hospital

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

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Trojan Twister

The act of giving an "Indian Burn" to a male's penis while they are wearing an unlubricated condom.

Dude your mom was awesome last night, she gave me a Trojan Twister fit for the Gods.

by Exiltion June 15, 2016

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tissue twister

remnant tissue resembling a unicorns horn after wiping , often found on a toilet seat or sometimes

amongst one's anal hair.

upon wiping I felt a sharp twinge around my anus and low and behold a piece of tissue had tornadoed itself around my ring hair,a tissue twister is born

by freakee fairee May 16, 2015

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